iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

Pre-match | Champions League final, 2014

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j4ya:

j4ya:

j4ya:

do you think Zayn and Louis ever sit around and talk about what it’s like to be older brothers to younger sisters and to look after them and spoil them and to be able to buy their families houses and cars and gifts and finally look after them as the “man of…

miasanrich:

vikt0rfischer:

bastian-podolski:

football-secret:

submitted by anon, thank you.

Lmao

how dare you. i have 3 friends. 3!!!!!!!

who needs friends when u have trophies & money lmao

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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fancypancakes:

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Oh my god she is spurting blood

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